I was in, rose in, I was sitting here with someone you know and love.

Greg Fitzsimons and just just a second ago he said to ask him if he ever fucked a black girl. So I don't know where that was going but I'm eagerly awaiting.

You know I really thought you'd finesse that more. I thought it would come up in conversation and it wouldn't I you know now it seems like I'm the white guy that wants everybody to know that he had sex with a black girl.

It that wasn't my initial my initial thought wasn't it's just he's that guy my initial thought was. Let's see how you work your way out of this one. Alright well listen I'll tell you I'll tell you exactly what I do I'll tell you it came out of a party I went to a party with my wife recently.

And there was a woman there African American. And she came up to me and took me a second a recognizer and then I remembered her.

And she was a a waitress at a comedy club up in Boston that I used to go to a lot and we had a toward romance I was living in New York and I would go up there and we would flirt.

She's really really hot like Bucsum. You know how black women can get sure and don't I though.

We would make love in cars and rooms and places and that is toward how long did it go on.

It's oh you know six months to a year I would imagine. Really cool check. And then so then she's at the party.

She said she's at a party. It's a running charades party at a really great competitive about our volume.

We both keep turning up our volume.

I know. Okay. Alright small tangent. So here's the deal. Normally my producer Jeff.

I don't know why I just I mean everyone knows you Jeff is but if but potentially new listeners don't normally my producer Jeff is here to handle all the the engineering and what not.

But we're doing this sort of last minute on a weekend. Jeff doesn't work on the weekends. So I'm handling it.

And we tried to set the levels before we started.

And my concern is that Greg is just naturally a little more booming than I am I think.

And it's your podcast that you should be slightly louder than me by the AR model.

Well I want us to be this I guess you're right. I wanted us to I want us to be the same.

Yeah but I feel like the way we said it you might be a little louder.

I know I already did that. I already did it. I did. Yeah because so as you were telling your

vaguely racist and yet racy story it's actually not really racist.

Well I don't I don't know what it is. Black women can be Bucsum which I don't think is I think that's the same thing as saying that Asian people can have different shaped eyes.

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