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🗓️ 10 June 2025
⏱️ 87 minutes
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0:00.0 | Today's presenting sponsor is SimpliSafe Home Security. |
0:02.6 | Summer travel season is officially here, which means it's time to pack your bags, double-check your itinerary, and panic about whether you remember to lock up the house before you left. |
0:10.5 | Or you can just arm your Simpli-safe system and head out confidently knowing Simpli-safe has your back. |
0:17.0 | We love Simpli-safe here ever since, you know, John Lovett set it up himself. |
0:22.0 | And if he can set it up, anyone can't. |
0:23.4 | Literally anyone. |
0:25.3 | You have a bunch of monkeys, a typewriter, and a Simpliceaf system, they'll get set up. |
0:28.8 | Same thing, yeah. |
0:29.8 | With enough time. |
0:31.0 | Most security systems only take action after someone breaks in. |
0:34.6 | That's obviously too late. |
0:36.0 | Simplicef's new active guard outdoor protection helps stop break-ins before they happen. |
0:40.4 | If someone's lurking, agents talk to them in real time, turn on spotlights and can call |
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0:52.3 | It's ranked number one in customer service by Newsweek and USA Today. |
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1:06.4 | That's Simplysafe.com slash crooked. |
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