Greencard Husband
Ja'miezing
Chris Lilley
5 • 5.2K Ratings
🗓️ 2 January 2024
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
This week Ja’mie searches for her Greencard husband, the dick and balls flop goes viral, a shock sighting of Hugo in Silverlake, Gampy is in hospital, the return of the sleep talk app, getting life advice from possums and more
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Gampy - Grandfather
Rosé - Gardener/Pool attendant at Casa Del Los Ricos
Prisha - Fashion student and best friend
Hugo - former homeless man
Mr Hornery - lecuturer from FIDM
Elke Gelkison - well known fashion designer from England
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Music by Chris Lilley
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| 0:00.0 | Soar if you want early access to episodes, ad-free and exclusive bonus episodes, then subscribe |
| 0:06.2 | to Shimaniacs on Apple Podcast. |
| 0:08.6 | Subscribe, I'lli! |
| 0:10.6 | Hi, Gampi, just a little voice note from your granddaughter Jamie Wainey from Los Angeles |
| 0:20.0 | the one whose lifestyle your funding in case you forgot store I'm just calling because |
| 0:27.2 | Courtney said that you're in hospital. Oh your poor baby |
| 0:32.1 | So yeah, I wanted to see if you're okay. And dad told me I have to call and he said it in his crazy voice, |
| 0:39.5 | sore, here we are. Um, anyway, sore. Um, last time we spoke I gave you the little |
| 0:46.9 | tour, Fidham. Um, wow, since then, um, I did a fashion show there, this assignment thing that I did with my friend Pwisher. |
| 0:59.0 | Anyway, Elke Galkison from Galk was there. |
| 1:04.3 | Um, ask Grand Shalor. |
| 1:07.0 | Um, so she came to the show and basically said I'm the next big thing. |
| 1:12.3 | Um, well, the one to watch was the exact wording. |
| 1:18.4 | And she posted my designs on her Instagram story and she's got over 10 million followers. |
| 1:26.4 | So basically I'm like blowing up right now. |
| 1:30.1 | Um, well, sort of. |
| 1:31.9 | So, um, just bragging and giving you a little thrill as you lie there in hospital. |
| 1:38.0 | You're probably bored shitless. |
| 1:40.0 | So Gampi, I was thinking, next time I have a show at Fidem, you should totally come to it. |
| 1:49.1 | Like fly over, fly first class, like you've got the money for it as we well know. |
| 1:55.0 | Stay at the four seasons, like you know, come see my show, mingle after. |
| 2:01.0 | I'm not sucking up for any weird reason don't worry I'm just like I just want you |
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