4.2 • 918 Ratings
🗓️ 16 June 2022
⏱️ 15 minutes
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0:00.0 | If you keep sitting on that couch, it's going to become one with your butt. |
0:10.0 | If you keep sitting on that couch, it's going to become one with your butt. |
0:13.0 | What do you care? |
0:15.0 | Did you skin the cow that made this leather or something? |
0:18.0 | I haven't been on the couch for that long. |
0:21.0 | Up. Time to shower. |
0:23.0 | No more wallowing, it's time for action. |
0:25.0 | Wallowing and being stinky is part of my process. |
0:28.0 | It's been a week. |
0:30.0 | I got up after three days. |
0:32.0 | Heartbreak isn't a competition. |
0:34.0 | You know competitiveness lowers your sperm count. |
0:37.0 | Okay, you don't know anything about my sperm count. |
0:38.9 | I'm leaving. |
0:39.7 | Where are you going? |
0:40.9 | And why are you so hyper? The post office to deliver my romantic gesture. |
0:46.0 | What is it? It's a surprise for Kane. Wait what type of romantic gesture goes through the |
0:52.0 | mail? A big one! |
0:53.5 | Jayden! |
0:54.5 | Hi, um, excuse me, could you give me some envelope guidance? |
1:05.0 | Well, sure, they're a young fella, what you try to send. |
1:09.0 | This drawing, it's for a contest application, but I don't know how to ship it so it won't get bent or damaged or smudged |
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