4.7 • 606 Ratings
🗓️ 17 January 2022
⏱️ 86 minutes
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0:00.0 | A roast as dark as the night. |
0:03.0 | Perfect for fueling the crypted research and mad ravings required for your podcasting. |
0:08.7 | Don't mind the red eyes. |
0:10.2 | He's just trying to warn you of the bridge. |
0:13.0 | The bridge! |
0:14.0 | Finally, from the caffeine-addled brains of Spring Hill Jack Coffee and last podcast on the left, |
0:19.9 | rebring you, Mothman's Red Eye Blend. |
0:22.6 | Yes, delicious Panama beans. |
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0:29.9 | Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hello, |
0:40.3 | Hello, everybody, it's Hal Jordan. |
0:51.5 | I'm not Iron Man. |
0:52.8 | I'm kind of like him, though, but the DC version, sort of, maybe. |
0:56.4 | And I want to create a leprechaun using my ring. |
1:01.7 | Oh, he's dancing, and he's green, so it makes sense. |
1:04.7 | Now I'm going to create a fuck you machine gun. |
1:08.6 | Yeah, it's green, which is very cool uh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
1:13.1 | i'm a wacky crazy guy it's me your cool 90s green lantern that other guy who just |
1:19.4 | talked he's dead he's the most dead we chucked him into the center of the sun for being a dumb |
1:24.5 | piece of shit and he also an alcoholic who watched his family die. |
1:28.5 | Whatever. |
1:29.3 | I'm a cool artist. |
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