Attend to the bendy haircut you endless brandes, welcome to the blind by podcast.

I said the word podcast there.

With the inflected enthusiasm of a radio bastard, it's been hard in Limerick City.

On welcome and all encompassing humidity, has had many a swampy micro-fanning themselves

like a calmer and then a sludgy del, it was 94% humidity on Saturday evening.

The 8th are making a continental quilt out of itself, hot jabs in the air, no wind,

flaccid wet hairstyles, sweaty bellied labor doors pining for ice pops, heat rashed

into an etch, walking into giske, just for the air conditioning, heartable weather, heartable

weather, adult men, cruising in their cars.

Men have about 39 years of age, cruising in their Volkswagen saloons, cruising to the

point that makes the roads dangerous, slowing down whenever they see groups of girls, as

a vestigial response from their teenage years.

Crosen is a strange way of driving, it's when you try to wear your car like a jackass,

leaning back with the elbow out, listening to giggy dagosteen or when the sun is high,

the exclusive practice of middle aged men.

As young lads in their 20s don't have cars anymore, they don't have cars, so the only

people who cruise in cars are men who were tipin' 40, who remember what it was like when

they were 19 and they had cars, but they don't have Nissan Skylines or Honda Civics anymore,

they have long, dusty black Volkswagen's with a child seat in the back and they slow

down, they slow down when they see, girls half their age as if those girls.

Are impressed by a sweaty 40 year old man who's trying to wear his car like a jackass,

they have no context for that mating ritual, there was a recession 10 years ago, an early

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