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Fergus, shall we talk about haircuts?

Yeah, I saw those big scissors that you tweeted.

Yes.

That seemed to be bizarrely on a hot plate. Although on top of the microwave,

it was just a bit of free space in the kitchen.

Tell me about your hair cat and I'll tell you about mine.

Right, yeah, so I was, I was presenting breakfast teller yesterday morning and which is

perilous enough as far as you know HD and all the rest of it is concerned let alone

with the social distancing which means we have to spread out on the sofa which means the camera angles are a lot more brutal they just catch a lot more of you.

So your socks end up in shot and the back of your head and my hair was getting a bit a bit wavy at the back it was getting a little bit

pat sharp in the 1990s bit mullety so mrs. M did a bit of a snip we actually my

four-year-old daughter was the guinea pig on her fringe and then it was a little bit of a

light cut at the back nothing too severe but just to tidy it up a bit what about

yours so my wife did mind yesterday now my wife was brought up in a hair salon

in in Brittany and not only was her mother a hairdresser,

her grandfather and grandmother were hairdressers so she comes from a long line of coiffer and she did a really good job I think.

I said to her at the end actually I don't know what I don't think I'm ever going to go back to another barbers you can do it now and she said no as

they're open I'm not doing that again.

That is what no such expertise in our house I tell you what about Laura what are your

plans on the whole hair cutting front?

I was just going to say this is all very treacherous and I'm pleased to hear that you two have

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