Greatest Tits Radio (with Max Hastings)
Off Air with Jane & Fi
The Times
4.7 • 884 Ratings
🗓️ 23 July 2025
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Off the back of that dramatic Lionesses game, Jane and Fi muse over why they never went pro... They also consider scary airplane toilet noises, midges in Scotland, and crap on your kitchen island.
Plus, bear with us as we make a screeching gear change from all that to geopolitics with journalist and historian Sir Max Hastings. Jane and Fi speak to Max about Trump, the Middle East, Ukraine and domestic issues.
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, does that explain why we weren't playing up front for the lionesses last night? |
| 0:03.8 | I think it might be part of the explanation, might it? What, because our bosoms would get in the way? Yeah, I felt that was why I didn't get the call up. Okay. And I bitterly resented. Hi, I'm Helen Louise, colleague at Astrembra. And if, like me, you need to fill up those cupboards again. we've got loads of rollbacks on big brand household essentials. |
| 0:03.3 | That's right, Helen Louise. Like this |
| 0:24.7 | 24 pack of Cushel's simply soft toilet roll from £11.98 to £8 £8 £3.65 £5 recognise of Kellogg's mega cocoa pots from £3.29 to £2.48. |
| 0:20.7 | I need to stock up now. That's good honest value. |
| 0:23.2 | That's as the price. |
| 0:24.7 | Selected stores subject to availability. from £3.29 to £2.48. I need to stock up now. That's good on his value. |
| 0:38.3 | That's Asda price. |
| 0:39.8 | Selected stores subject to availability. |
| 0:41.7 | May exclude Asda Express and small stores. |
| 0:43.6 | See asda.com slash small stores. |
| 0:47.5 | This episode of Offair is sponsored by Gourmet by Purina. |
| 0:51.5 | It is fair to say that between us, Jane and I have got an army of cats. |
| 0:55.3 | We've got more cats than producers on this podcast. Yeah, most of them are yours, Fee. Cats, not |
| 1:00.8 | producers, that is. Shall we count them? I've got Cool Cat, he's the OG. Brian and Barbara, they are |
| 1:07.0 | related. You've got Dora. That's four. Four cats. Thank goodness then for Gourmet by Purina. |
| 1:14.0 | It offers such a wide range of variety and elevated recipes for even the most picky of cats. |
| 1:20.8 | I don't know about your brood, but Dora is a classy lady, a feline foodie, if you will, and she won't just eat anything. Oh no. I'm not surprised by that, |
| 1:30.4 | actually, Jane. She'll be spoilt for choice, though. I could see Dora enjoying Pearl. Now, Pearl is |
| 1:35.6 | mini fillets in a delicious gravy or jelly. And how about nature's creations for your big lad, Brian, |
| 1:43.1 | inspired by nature and expertly cooked. |
| 1:45.7 | He'll definitely take it. And here's one that is perfect for our little Princess Barbara. |
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