Greatest NFL Story NEVER Told (feat. Miko Grimes)

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Comedy

4.6 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2018

⏱️ 183 minutes

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Summary

Schulz and Akaash sit down with Miko Grimes wife of NFL Pro Bowl corner Brent Grimes. Miko dishes on how QB’s are snitches for the team, gay NFL athletes, how teams ruin your image to pay you less and why Drew Brees is better than Tom Brady. INDULGE!

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0:00.0	What's up everybody? Welcome to flagrant 2. No easy buckets. No easy buckets. None. Analysis by assholes.
0:14.0	Water cooler commentary for your sports needs. Okay? We're pulling this shit out of nowhere. To a week. Just...done.
0:24.0	You feel me, Akash? We started this one. We heat. Yo, we're starting this one. We heat. Yeah, we are. I'm feeling it today.
0:32.0	I hate you know what it is. I'm feeling it today, bro. We got to start by saying first of all this Friday. This Saturday.
0:40.0	Views from the sys is going to be in Albany and Syracuse. Let me get the right days for each one.
0:47.0	But we're going to be in Albany and Syracuse. I'm going to be in Albany the funny bone Friday. Syracuse, funny bone Saturday.
0:54.0	Alright? Two shows each night. You know you're back with your family. Alright? You know you got nothing to do.
0:59.0	Just hanging around with their boring asses. They're trying to play Monopoly or some other shit game. Okay? Come out to the show.
1:05.0	Fuck it. Bring all of them. Bring the whole squad. Alright? Turkey leftovers and all that. Come through. Pull up.
1:10.0	Pull up. Then December 1st. I'ma be in Atlanta. Relapse theater. Those tickets are moving. So I'll get on that very quickly.
1:17.0	Very quickly. Okay? That's just one night. Alright? Then we got some more shows. The Andrew Shultz.com.
1:25.0	But ones that I wanted to let you know about real quick before they're gone. That L.A. show.
1:29.0	Y'all got on those tickets quick. So I'll get your tickets before those are gone. And San Diego.
1:35.0	L.A. is going to be the 28th of February. San Diego is a 22nd, 23rd. Matter of fact, Miami.
1:42.0	I'm going back in time. Is the first and second. Just get on all these shits real quick. Stop playing around.
1:48.0	Y'all know what happened last time I was in Miami all four shows.
1:51.0	Andrew Shultz.com. The Andrew Shultz.com. Go get them shits right now. Don't wait. Okay? Don't.
1:58.0	I pissed off you whether you couldn't get Andrew Shultz.com.
2:01.0	Was I I was pissed, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Some motherfuckers took my shit. We should look who see who has it.
2:06.0	Some Swedish dude or something. Who knows? Where about you, our costume? You got some shows coming up.
2:10.0	November 24th. Dallas, Texas. I'm back home. I'm headlining. Hainey's comedy club in Plano.
2:15.0	Yo. Come out. Come out.
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