3

Now, broadcasting live, Jack Armstrong and Joe Daddy.

And he is Armstrong and Gettys.

Live from Studio C. Senor, deep within the dirty stinking bells of the Armstrong and

Gettys information complex, this is the Armstrong and Gettyshow.

For this Monday, the 17th of May, the year of our Lord 2021.

This morning we're laboring under the tutelage of honorary general manager, the Israeli Defense Forces, the IDF.

More on that to come.

Jack is ill.

He will not be joining us today, we don't think.

His list of symptoms is extensive and fairly off-putting.

So just trust me when I say he's not feeling well and we hope he feels better.

A great deal to talk about today including the theme of reactions and counter reactions.

Now so many of us are dancing on the strings of either ideology or reacting to the other guys' ideology.

And in a weird way, the left and right are controlling each other.

It's like some sort of pre-programmed dancing autonomous act at Disneyland.

It's a slash Disney world.

As I was actually in Florida over the weekend which I will describe.

In a bit but in keeping with our theme that teamwork makes the dream work,

let's introduce everyone on the squad starting with a guy flipping the buttons, pressing the buttons, flipping the toggles, etc.

Technical director Michael Angel, Michael.

How are you sir?

...