Jonathan B, Jship, MORV, Puddin22, Sir JC, Knight of the TechnoSquatch, LX PROTOCOL V2, Sir Scott Knight of Truth, Sir Casey the Shield Knight, Gail M, Veronica D, Sir James Knight and Servant of the lion of Judah, Runksmash, Jackie U, DrWhoDunDat

AUDIO PRODUCTION (Jingles, Iso, Music):

Psalm40, Jonathan F

ART PRODUCTION (Drawing, Painting, Graphics):

Dame Allie of the Skillet Nation, Sir Dove Knight of Rusbeltia, Lloyd V, MrJAG

CONTENT PRODUCTION (Microfiction etc.):

Runksmash: Three mech suits lie dormant in the frozen hanger, their pilots' bones still inside, when suddenly an energy wave pulses, the two warrior suits and the oddly suggestive one begin to fuse. From their speakers a tinny voice crackles "Hi, I'm Clippy. "

The Sentinel: The initiation begins. Basil stands in the middle of the rink, the Alpha-Bois skate around him in concentric circles flowing opposite directions. Their chant grows louder and louder "Skatin'. Skatin'. Skatin'." Basil begins to get dizzy; his vision is blurring. From the inner most circle Jonny Kael approaches him. He grabs Basil's boulder shoulders as he squares off in front of him "You were our enemy – we could not stand the light inside you – but now… the light dims, there is only one thing left to do to become an Alpha-Boi. Are you ready?" With head bowed in shame Basil says, "I pledge myself… to your teachings."

Jonny Kael smiles and says "Good… good… a powerful Alpha-Boi you will become. BRING OUT THE SALTINE CRACKERS!"

CLIP PRODUCER

Emsworth, FaeLivrin, Epsilon

Timestamps:

Mondays: Jackie U

Wednesdays: Jade Bouncerson

Fridays: Christine C

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0:00.0	All right. I forgot to hit record. So about the first couple hours of this podcast episode is not the highest quality in terms of audio, but hopefully it'll suffice. And around two hours, a little bit past two hours, things will go back to normal. Enjoy. Bye. Keep, hold on to your Pfizer. Buy more Pfizer. More shots coming.
0:20.1	The world is getting crazier. People are acting more and more insane more shots coming in the world is getting crazier
0:21.6	people are acting more and more insane
0:23.8	the end of the world is tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow
0:26.9	fear is only one thing to do when the world is falling apart
0:30.4	listen to basil and guanzas they discuss this week's news
0:33.4	and events through the lens of Bible prophecy
0:35.5	you are listening to Paan Cry and News to me.
0:41.1	You're listening to Canary Crying News, Doc.
0:44.7	We are live to tape on March 21st, 2022.
0:49.3	This is episode 461, and today, the Great Reky. Razzle-dezel, I'm your best buddy basil.
1:00.3	And we're canceled already. And my name is Gons, your favorite Asian provocateur for Christ.
1:05.5	Welcome to the podcast where we bring you the best news, which is the gospel message of Jesus Christ, while reporting the egregious with a well-rounded, biblically grounded take on world events.
1:16.0	And shall we just jump right in?
1:18.7	We shall just jump right in.
1:21.3	Oh, okay.
1:22.1	Sorry.
1:22.6	Sorry.
1:22.7	No, no.
1:23.5	That was a quick story.
1:26.1	I was going to chew it up a little bit more.
1:28.2	But no, that's good.
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