Great Expectations | This Past Weekend #220

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2019

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts http://bit.ly/ThisPastWeekend_ Theo talks reminisces about going back to school, talks about his family visiting, and listens to some voicemails about last weeks' single mom debacle, surprise babies, and student loans. This episode is brought to you by Shipstation Try ShipStation FREE for 60 days by visiting https://ShipStation.com, click on the microphone and type in THEO. Blue Chew First order free with $5 shipping at https://bluechew.com when using promo code THEO Skillshare Try 2 months free at https://skilshare.com/theovon Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Music Intro “Celebrate” - Spencer Jacob http://bit.ly/Celebrate_SpencerJacob Outro “Shine” - Bishop Gunn http://bit.ly/Shine_BishopGunn Find Theo Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw Producer Nick https://instagram.com/realnickdavis Gunt Squad www.patreon.com/theovon Name Aaron Rasche Adam White Alaskan Rock Vodka Alex Hitchins Alex Person Alex Petralia Alex Wang Alexa harvey Andrew Valish Angelo Raygun Annmarie Reilly Anthony Holcombe Ashley Konicki Audrey Hodge Ayako Akiyama Bad Boi Benny Ben Deignan Ben in thar.. Benjamin Herron Benjamin Streit Bobby Hogan Brandon Brandon Kirkman Carla Huffman Charles Herbst Christina Peters Christopher Becking Claire Tinkler Cody Cummings Cody Kenyon Cody Marsh Crystal Dakota Montano Dan Draper Dan Perdue Danielle Fitzgerald Danny Crook David Christopher David Smith David Witkowski Dentist the menace Diana Morton Dionne Enoch Doug C Dusty Baker Fast Eddie Faye Dvorchak Felicity Black Gillian Neale Ginger Levesque Grant Stonex Greg Salazar Gunt Squad Gary J Garcia J.P. Jamaica Taylor James Briscoe James Hunter Jameson Flood Jeffrey Lusero Jenna Sunde Jeremy Siddens Jeremy Weiner Jim Floyd Joaquin Rodriguez Joe Dunn Joel Henson Joey Piemonte John Kutch Johnathan Jensen Jon Blowers Jon Ross Jordan R Josh Cowger Josh Nemeyer Joy Hammonds Justin Doerr Justin L justin marcoux Kennedy Kenton call Kevin Best Kirk Cahill kristen rogers Kyle Baker Lacey Ann Laszlo Csekey Lawrence Abinosa Leighton Fields Luke Bennett Madeline Garland Madeline Matthews Mandy Picke'l Mariah Marisa Bruno Matt Nichols Matthew David Meaghan Lewis Mike Mikocic Mike Nucci Mike Poe Mona McCune Nick Roma Nikolas Koob Noah Bissell OK Qie Jenkins Ranger Rick Robyn Tatu Ruben Prado Ryan Hawkins Ryan Walsh Sagar Jha Sarah Anderson Scoot B. Sean Scott Secka Kauz Shane Pacheco Shannon potts Shona MacArthur Stephen Trottier Suzanne O'Reilly Theo Wren Thomas Adair Tim Greener Timothy Eyerman Todd Ekkebus Tom Cook Tom Kostya Tugzy Mills Tyler Harrington (TJ) Vanessa Amaya Victor Montano Vince Gonsalves William Reid Peters Yvonne Zeke Harris

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0:00.0	You know, I have to pee right now. I got a I got to do some urine, but I'm not gonna
0:06.4	I'm not gonna
0:08.4	You ever do that
0:10.6	You got you got to do you know you got it you just ride that full bag, baby, you know
0:18.0	I'm just I'm just like a
0:21.4	I mean, I should be surfing right now. I got you know, I'm basically I'm like a
0:27.6	Whatever that surfer guy's name is just riding that yellow right now. I'm on dude. I am full
0:34.6	My body's full right now of urine, but I'm not gonna pee
0:38.5	I'm gonna ride that bag and
0:41.2	Stay in the pocket and do my work and do this episode right here
0:48.6	I'm gonna tough it out the two I am today
0:52.0	I'm somebody that's gonna tough it out
0:56.7	Damn it
1:15.0	Celebrate me
1:18.6	Celebrate me
1:21.6	You know, that's who we're going to die
1:30.2	Let's have someone we'll be your time
1:43.4	Celebrate dark days celebrate all your
1:48.2	Things or ways. I'm not even sure what they say in it, but that is celebrate
1:53.8	By Spencer Jacob growl who is a musician and he lent us that song and
2:00.7	And that's a real happening tune and music is neat in music neat
2:07.7	Because it's like a you know, it's something that gets into your body. It's almost like ants
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