Grealish vs Mouse
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.7 • 9.1K Ratings
🗓️ 25 July 2025
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
Luke, Jim and David are here for a Friday frot! And while there might be no football, there are plenty of worried Geordies because Alexander Isak is being a hot mess – but fear not everyone, Alan Shearer is on the case...
Elsewhere, in the loveliest of lovely old jobs, Jack Grealish has been linked with Napoli after someone drove him down the Amalfi Coast – it might be tenuous but we don't care. Plus, a listener tells us about Chelsea's team of magicians and there's the small matter of the Lionesses vs Spain on Sunday!
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| 0:00.0 | A minor thigh injury will not stop him walking to Liverpool everyone. |
| 0:04.6 | Welcome to the Football Rumble. |
| 0:07.2 | It's Friday the 25th of July. |
| 0:09.0 | I'm Luke Moore. |
| 0:09.8 | I'm Jim Campbell and I'm David College. |
| 0:27.0 | Yeah, welcome to this Friday episode of the football ramble. |
| 0:31.9 | It's very difficult to sit in this chair and not do an impression of the great Marcus Speller. |
| 0:34.9 | So without further ado, maybe. |
| 0:37.6 | Or, or let's have a Friday frot. Should we have a Friday frot? Yeah, he says that every week, isn't he? Whether he's in the studio or not. Do you know what a frot is? I looked up on urban dictionary. I have no idea. Tell me what you think it is, Jim, first. I believe it's rubbing your genitals on someone or something. Okay, David, do you want to expand upon that? I mean, I just thought it might be doing something wild. |
| 0:50.7 | Yeah, it is. Like, out of the ordinary. It is. Apparently, it's quite literally two penises rubbing together. Right. And in the spirit of that, for the next 45 minutes or so, perhaps three penises can rub together in a conversational style. Fort Markers would want. I think it is. a Friday for a Friday for |
| 0:50.7 | dedicated to |
| 0:51.5 | his |
| 0:51.8 | to his |
| 0:52.2 | he's not |
| 0:52.5 | dead |
| 0:52.8 | dedicated to |
| 0:53.9 | his absence |
| 0:54.9 | we The conversational style. Fort Markers would want for a Friday fraud. Dedicated to his... |
| 1:11.3 | He's not dead. |
| 1:12.8 | Dedicated to his absence. |
| 1:14.9 | We shall frot away for the next 45 minutes. |
| 1:17.4 | But we're going to start with, as I alluded to in the intro, |
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