If scary movies get in dread, keep you up late night and bed.

Here's a podcast that will help you.

This is your mind.

We'll explain the fun real nicely, then we'll talk about what's frightening,

so you never have to have a spooky time.

It's ruined.

Hello, welcome to ruin. I'm Hallie.

And I'm Allison.

And this is a podcast where you ruin a horror movie, just for you.

Just for all of you.

Hallie, how are you?

I'm good. It's my birthday today.

Oh my God, happy birthday.

Thank you.

I went out Friday and Saturday this week weekend.

So I do feel like when you put a t-shirt in the dryer and it comes out as a child-sized medium.

So it's still a shirt. It's just the fabric has changed.

But yeah, I don't know. I feel like I've been contemplative about sort of all the ways in which my life does not look like what I thought it would look like at 40.

But ultimately, like the personal aspect of it is fine. I'm very happy.

It's more that the world is a techno-helscape from which there's no escape.

So it kind of really puts things in perspective.

It's like, well, I'm lucky to be alive.

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