Sand's Pants Radio

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Hey everybody and welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second.

I'm Jackson Bailey.

I am Joel Dusha.

I'm Cass.

Today's topic is Graves, comma, your own.

What?

Ooh.

The This isn't even intentionally in honor of Halloween.

Yeah, well, it's not... Halloween happens once a year.

This episode happens once in a lifetime.

So...

I wish Halloween happened.

As long as your own grave most of the time. Yeah, the time. Unless you're one of those lucky people who dies but they think you're, no, who lives but they think you're dead and they bury you alive. Yeah. And then you get to get out with a great story. That's pretty cool. Do you get to get out though? Not always. Not always. So, you know, I think it's only happened a couple of times, I think, but people being buried, but it turns out there are only in a coma and kind of waking up in a grave. Do you reckon that when they got re-buried, so like when their lives eventually expired, but for real this time, not for a great gag? Do you reckon they had the same grave or did they get a second degree?

Yeah, great question.

Okay, I'm going to guess on this one.

So grave plots cost money.

So, and grave plots, you rent them out for like a set amount of time.

You don't have them forever because we have a really issue in Australia with probably

other places in the world, but with...

Graves too full.

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