I'm Miranda Sawyer and I'm hosting the brand new podcast, Papercuts.

From the mail's obsession with Woke, to the daily stars' war on pigeons,

to all the things the Guardian is telling you not to enjoy,

Papercuts digs into the private mania of the UK press.

And what that tells us about Britain today.

I'm joined by some of the UK's sharpest commentators and funniest comedians

to pick out the most eye-popping stories the morning press has to offer

and serve them up for your incredulity and entertainment.

Papercuts, we read the papers so you don't have to.

Out now, wherever you get your podcasts or visit papercutsshow.com.

You write all the pavlon, the pavlon is all down,

and you're not politically correct.

And I always say you don't love everybody if you clearly don't know who you're talking to.

Let me call you.

This is a break show.

And enter the last thing, break show, and make a bad smile right?

I keep telling my colleagues that this is the new normal.

I got it. It was all right.

Hold on a sec. I'm going to get me a beer.

Who would you want an opportunity to talk to Jack Armstrong and Joe Gettie?

Jack Armstrong and Joe Gettie, who hosts the popular radio talk show,

asks the same question of their listeners.

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