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Hey everybody, welcome to another episode of Shut Up a Second.

My name's Hayden and I'm here with Cass Page as always.

Hello, Cass.

Hello, Hayden.

How you doing?

I'm doing well.

How are you?

I'm doing all right.

Thanks for asking.

And we are also joined by Ben Russell.

Hello, both of you, my brothers sisters from another other mothers and misters wow i don't think i've heard

sister from another mister before yeah that's good i'm a trailblazer you're a real

pioneer i'm coming up with things that you haven't even thought of before. I'm an industry disruptor. I look at a space in the marketplace and I say, I'm going to fucking get in there and mix it all up. I love that about you. And that's what we got you want. And today we're talking about grass. Have heard of it?

I have.

Mm.

Yeah.

What's Kooch? What's Kooch grass? What's kooch grass. What's cooch grass? Well, I think I know. I think. Unless I just made that up, which, you know, that's so like me. Cooch grass, pussy grass. Yeah, anal grass. Cooch grass. Are you Googling cooch grass, Ben? No, it's called couch grass.

Couch grass.

Yeah, what's couch grass? What are the qualities of couch grass? It's just grass. Is it really comfy? Is that why it's couch grass? Possibly. It was discovered by Mr. Couch. It was discovered by a couch. Yeah. Do you know that like there's a snake called the children children's python, and it's like a great pet snake for children, because it's really tame, it doesn't grow very big, it's like, obviously it's not venomous, and it's like pretty docile. And people assume that it's called the children's python because of that, but it was discovered by Dr. Children's. Yeah. I always think it's very fun. Someone think of the children's, yes. You rang? I've actually heard the opposite where people have been tricked into buying it and it's, you know, it's a fine snake for a child. It's not the best one. It's a great snake for a child. You can get other more docile, happier snakes. I can't. We had a children's python growing up then, and I can't speak more highly of them. It bit you heaps. Yeah, it did. But, you know, it's a snake. It's what they do. You can't hold it against him. He's got no arms. They bite. They can't regulate their own body temperature. Exactly. They can't push me away. They can't say no. They've got to bite me and make me cry. Because it's scary to get them by a snake. Something in your brain goes, oh, you're fucked. You ever seen a poop of a snake? No good.

I've seen it.

I've touched it. I've done all there is to do to a board. Yeah. It's done. All there is to do to a snake poo. Everything above boarded. Have you put the snake poo up into your bum and pooed out and go look at a snake? Of course. because there's extra nutrients in there.

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