Grappling Pants (Lower Decks S4E8)
Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed
Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 20 October 2023
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
When the Lower Deckers get trapped in yet another Star Trek cave, they recount past cave missions for inspiration about how to escape. But when a carnivorous moss starts looking to connect, Tendi’s story about friendship passes the Vendorians’ test. Which two characters are secretly married? When does Grottonous Season start? Who buys the drinks at a pants-optional affair? It’s the episode with a public apology and more slash fic!
Music by Adam Ragusea
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| 0:00.0 | William Shatner wrote, directed, and starred in the 5th Star Trek film in the winter of |
| 0:09.0 | his 57th year. |
| 0:11.6 | Over the next three decades, the film has been pilloried as one of the worst entries |
| 0:15.4 | in the series. |
| 0:16.9 | But when Shatner had fallen on hard times becoming primarily known as a television |
| 0:21.3 | pitchman for a travel booking website, the recent share your embarrassment to her earned |
| 0:25.9 | him a sudden, unexpected second run at celebrity. |
| 0:29.6 | Well, everyone knows that Star Trek 5 is a catastrophic failure of a film that nearly |
| 0:35.5 | ended the franchise. |
| 0:37.4 | What this tour presupposes is. |
| 0:40.1 | Maybe it isn't. |
| 0:41.1 | Let me ask you something. |
| 0:43.0 | Why would a reviewer make a point of saying someone is not a genius? |
| 0:47.7 | Do you think I'm especially not a genius? |
| 0:51.4 | You didn't even have to think about that, did you? |
| 0:54.6 | The share your embarrassment to her. |
| 0:57.0 | Coming to just a few more cities this year, tickets still on sale at GreatestGenTour.com. |
| 1:24.6 | Welcome to Greatest Trek, it's a new Star Trek podcast from the makers of the Greatest |
| 1:29.4 | Generation. |
| 1:30.4 | I'm Ben Harrison. |
| 1:31.4 | I'm Adam Pranaka. |
| 1:32.4 | That sounded like a spooky new. |
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