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Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe

Grape Therapy: Would Fortune Feimster Go to Space?

Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe

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Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy, Talk Radio

4.4 • 21.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2023

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

The comedian, actress, supermodel, and someone who is often on Kaitlyn’s For You Page (and ours too) known as Fortune Feimster is ready to get weird with us on today’s therapy sesh. Fortune’s comedy specials on Netflix (no biggie) share the behind-the-scenes of her life and her relationship with now-wife Jax, and she’s giving us even more insight into their marriage and life together… like what embarrassing moment happened during their honeymoon phase and what does life look like as a fully practicing lesbian? Per usual, Kaitlyn has a very important question locked and loaded: would Fortune want a coveted first spot in space? And, would she be into Kaitlyn’s (potentially nudist) colony? Then, both Kaitlyn and Fortune bare all, with Kaitlyn sharing an honest moment that makes us gag and Fortune giving us a hot take that might make you rethink your morning routine. Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: EARTH BREEZE - Go to EarthBreeze.com/vine to get started and save 40%! ANGI - Go check out Angi, your home for everything home. HONEYLOVE - Treat yourself to the best shapewear on the market and save 20% off at honeylove.com with the code VINE

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0:00.0

This episode of grape therapy is brought to you by Earth Breeze. Right now my listeners can

0:04.0

subscribe to Earth Breeze and save 40% go to earthbreeze.com slashvine to get started.

0:10.2

Angie go check out Angie your home for everything home and honey love.

0:14.4

Treat yourself to the best shapewear on the market and save 20% off at honeylove.com with the code

0:19.7

Vine. I'm Caitlin Bristle your session is now starting.

0:30.0

Welcome to the

0:39.5

You are on my free you page all the time and yes it's working the algorithm.

0:45.9

I know you never know what the algorithm but it's working and before I get into everything could

0:51.5

you please introduce yourselves to my listeners who I call the vinos and tell us one thing

0:57.1

that your wife would say about you when you left the room. Oh man well my name is fortune

1:02.3

Feemster. I'm a comedian and an actress and a supermodel. That part I don't get paid for.

1:13.2

My wife would say I'm a beast after I left the room because like beast mode?

1:21.0

Like no like I need to clean up after myself more. I was just like heating lunch up and then

1:29.9

touching things and she's like no just don't stop you know I'm like smudging everything and I'm like

1:37.5

taking getting jalapenos out of the jar with my fingers she's like you are a beast.

1:43.8

So yeah I'm gonna work on that. I know why because I do the same thing but also my fiance does

1:51.4

the same thing we're kind we're like we're like neat slabs where it look up from the outside it

1:59.1

looks clean but if you go and look at my fridge there's like little finger stains and we see

2:05.8

knobs everywhere but so our both of our moms are coming into town and they've never met each other.

2:12.0

Oh wow. My mom is like next level OCD clean. Yeah. I was like well I'm gonna go on the house and

2:18.2

like make sure everything's clean and I realize just how gross we are when I close. Yeah I'm like

2:26.0

I'm not like a junk person like I don't have a lot of clutter like I'm not like one of those

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