Grape Therapy: The Bachelorette Redemption Recap with Lo VonRumpf

Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe

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Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy, Talk Radio

4.4 • 21.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Everyone loves a comeback, so our friend Lo is back on the mic (notes in hand) to redeem himself after the hot mess that was the last recap he did with Kaitlyn. The two of them first recap their rollercoaster of a day together in Nashville which consisted of fancy tequila shots, a nice outdoor fire, and Kaitlyn sobbing in the fetal position. Then, it’s time to get into the second episode of Michelle’s season. Is Kaitlyn smarter than a 5th grader? Does Lo know what a hypotenuse is? What does MVP stand for? Is going to Harvard equivalent to being vegan? We’re diving into all of these important questions and many more. Lo goes through his detailed notes on each contestant and describes why most of them are vanilla sundaes who should be sent home ASAP. They wrap with a quiz that proves Lo’s notes were NOT stolen from a fellow classmate. If you love slam poetry and pinky toes, this one’s for you. Find Lo on Instagram @stylelvr and listen to his podcast The Lo Life! BEAM ORGANICS - Get the sleep of your dreams with Beam's Dream powder. If you subscribe now, you’ll get 35% OFF your first month of Dream, PLUS get a free mug and frother. Just head to beamorganics.com/offthevine. CHINET - Chinet Brand makes premium disposable tableware for all of life’s gatherings. Visit mychinet.com to find out more. GEICO - Go to Geico.com, get a q uote, and see how much YOU could save. It’s GEICO-easy! LEE FIORI - Create your everyday jewelry collection with Lee Fiori. Visit LeeFiori.com/vine and use the prom o code vine15 to save 15% on your order. OXICLEAN - Visit OxicleanCoupons.com right now, where a coupon is waiting for you. TRAVISMATHEW - Visit a TravisMathew retail store or make your way to TravisMathew.com/radio and take 20% off your TravisMathew order when you use the code VINE20 at checkout.

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm here unused PTO just sitting here waiting to be noticed.
0:04.5	It's almost the end of the year and if you don't put me on a time sheet I will be gone forever.
0:09.5	Like at one crush in college you never asked out.
0:12.0	I'm talking about missed opportunities, my friend.
0:14.7	Use me for a ski trip with your buddies or a cozy mountain getaway?
0:19.1	Or go visit your mom and help her with her phone!
0:21.9	It's getaway time.
0:23.2	If your unused PTO is not motivation enough then how about the Hyundai getaway sales event?
0:27.8	Get our best deals of the season on selected brand new Hyundai vehicles and relax wherever
0:32.3	you go with the peace of mind that comes with America's best warranty and three years
0:36.0	or 36,000 miles of complimentary maintenance.
0:38.7	In the end you only regret the PTO you didn't take.
0:41.4	It's your journey, own every mile at the Hyundai getaway sales event.
0:45.3	Now get 0% APR, 0 payments for 90 days and 500 bonus cash on select vehicles, hurry
0:50.8	to your local Hyundai dealer.
0:52.2	Now during the Hyundai getaway sales event, offer ends 1-3-23, call 1562-314-4603 for
0:58.8	complete offer details.
1:00.4	Finding the right person for the job isn't easy, just ask someone who hired their personal
1:04.0	trainer as a caterer.
1:05.5	Alright folks let's keep this line moving!
1:07.7	You there with the tongs, picking up one Dutch's potato at a time will not cut it at my catering
1:11.3	table, chopping give me 50.
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