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It's time for Grants, Rant.

All right, Rino, set me up to begin the week.

Oh, Grant, I got no shortage of rants for you today.

Why don't we just start off simple?

Sergio Garcia going absolutely mental on the second hole of the final round,

the T-box of the Masters, and then his smug press conference afterwards,

thinks he can do what he wants because he has a champion's exception.

That can be ripped from you, Sergio.

Yes, it can.

Don't forget that.

Second, how about Mark Calquecavecia bringing his cell phone into the Masters on?

It was at the start of the tournament, thinking because he had won a tournament here and there, he snuck it on, he got kicked out, didn't understand why.

Also, lastly, masters, patrons, golf fans, whatever it may be, Grant, when the ball goes outside of the fairway and into the crowd, why does everybody have to run to get around the ball? It makes no sense to me. It's like a meteorite coming out of space. Oh, let's see what it looks like. It's a freaking golf ball. I've talked about this before. Free money. Of course. Yeah. All right. So I was looking on the internet. I'm going to follow this. I've got two rants for you today.

So the first one is a master's theme.

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