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Hour number two right here on the Grant Napier show lots of NBA trades with the trade deadline coming up on Thursday

I really appreciate all the messages regarding travel I'm going to give you a real quick story here

and then we're going to move on the sports but I have to get this out of the way because like there

are things you just

can't make up.

So I've got a really, really good friend and his wife.

This is years ago, traveling from Europe into Philadelphia and then onward to Phoenix.

And he and his wife were at a store and they had some Cuban cigars and he enjoys cigars and he ended up buying some Cubans and she goes, honey, you can't take those into America, right? He goes, no, you can't. Well, why are you going to buy them for? He's like, you know, the worst thing they can do is they can take them away if they find him and they'll put them on the carry on carry on it won't be a problem blah blah blah they get to philadelphia and they're going through

immigration and the immigration individual says uh or customs says to him uh sir do you have any food

alcohol or tobacco and you carry on no sir i do not and his wife kind of gave like a little puzzled look. And the individual said, sir, I'm going to ask you again, do you have any food, alcohol, or tobacco, and you carry on. And he looks right in the man's eyes and he says, sir, no, I do not. Ma'am, do you have any blah, blah, blah, no, I do not. So he goes, okay, you can go ahead. They're an older couple and he's like, go ahead. So they get out of the airport and she goes, honey, I cannot believe that you lied to that man. And he goes, what do you mean? I didn't lie. You lied. You said you didn't have any tobacco in your bag.

And he goes, honey, I didn't lie. I put him in your carry on. Okay. And she's just like,

you put him in my carry on? And he said, that's right. I put the cigars in your carry on.

And she said, well, what would have happened if they had checked my

bag he would have said honey i told you you need to stop smoking those things anyway she did not

talk to him on the entire flight to phoenix of four hours so uh yeah you know everything happens

at the airport all right so rh So, Rhino, practice today.

Let's get to it. All right. Are we ready to roll with some sound or not?

Yeah, but first, you always say, what's wrong with me? Maybe it's the people around you.

But can you imagine? I would have said, honey, I told you, you need to to stop smoking those things. Oh my goodness. He was ready to go. What would have happened? Could you imagine that? Well, what would have happened if they checked my bag? And they found those cigars. Honey, I told you, you need to stop smoking those things. Honey, don't worry. I have plenty of cash, or not cashier's check.

Trouble your checks for bail. Is that, is that just a classic? Yes. This guy, he said, yeah, my wife, she didn't talk to me on the whole flight all the way to Phoenix. Oh, my goodness. Hey, is that just a classic? Hey, man, he got off the hook. he got off the hook easy if it was only the flight to Phoenix that she didn't talk to him. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my goodness. Speaking. Those are my travel stories of the day. I think I came through with two good ones, huh? Excellent. Two of your best ones. We're going to have to get those up on the website soon. So speaking of characters, one of our favorite ones,

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