Hey, freaks, it's Monday, September 11, 2023, coming up on the program today, how Christian

dramatic movies deal with gonorrhea, plus exchanging presents on 9-11, no one should

have to deal with dogfarts and premium economy, and your assignment? Write something nice

about a rapist. You're going to be graded on grammar and content.

You'll be a beauty for real beauty if I try to fit. But I don't care, it's just not fair

to start. You'd be fit. So I sing my song all the day long, run my mind, get the

song. You'll be a beauty for real beauty if I try to fit. But I don't care, it's just

not fair to start. You'll be fit.

And I love the app case of semen in my mouth. At least I'm not going to die because I'm

a careless fairy. Are you on the internet? Isn't that for techno geeks with spreadsheets?

Crystal Math Solutions after five home. You know, Optimus Prime is my host, the miracle.

Yes, Dimension back here with you to kick off a new week. Programs, thank you so much

for joining us. I have to mention this, but you know, it is 9-11. Hope y'all are celebrating,

hope you all got what you wanted underneath the rubble. What? I thought that's pretty

much how everyone celebrates 9-11. It's like Christmas, but instead of putting up a tree,

you construct a mini seven foot world trade center than the night before 9-11. You blow

it up and then the next morning you look underneath the rubble and the terrorists have left

you presents. Is this like a regional thing or something? Y'all are looking at me like

I'm crazy. I am not crazy. I'm pretty sure this tradition started back in 2005. We were

trying to make lemonade out of lemons. Bonus, this is a nice midway point between Easter

and Christmas. There was a real dry spell on the calendar when it comes to gift-giving

holidays, so we saw an opportunity. There's quickly been all sorts of traditions that

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