Hello boys and girls, this is Mick Munter, Monster Hunter Extraordinair.

You may also know me as the Linky Anke, the Chabroil, the Creature Teacher, the USA game,

the Unscripted, fun-cripted, the paranormal

semi-formal, the true-blue buckaroo, the boch-bogin-Hulkogan, the regal eagle, and your guide to the great unknown.

Every month I explore the untamed wilderness looking for monsters.

From the Devil Dragons of Australia to the creeping cryptids of North America,

I search out the strangest creatures, the most mighty bides, the super super-super-natural's, and I bring you all along for the ride.

Some people think I've got bats in the bell for it, but we all know that magic is out there

in the wilds, just waiting for an adventurous kiddo to track it down.

He's a first-rate mate, he never hesitates to guide you to the grid unknown.

Nick, my dad!

He's a wonder from down under who always brings a fun to solving mysteries everywhere he goes

Exploring around the world so every boy and girl can discover something awesome

Chay!

Mick Mutter! So that also a chance. Make mutter, a monster hunter, make mutter, yeah.

Come on now, you blasted thing. They said this thing was supposed to be fast.

Don't hit computer break.

You could try helping instead of eating all of our chips.

Right, there we go.

Sorry about that, kiddos.

I'm meant for the wilds of nature, not the wilds of computer science.

Let's just log on here and check our email. The satellite is expensive. I've got a thousand free hours and I don't see you chipping in for faster internet.

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