Grammy Granny – February 2, 2026
The Drew Lane Show
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🗓️ 3 February 2026
⏱️ 140 minutes
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Summary
- Cher’s confused as Gary Graff breaks down the Grammy Awards, Today Show Savannah Guthrie’s missing mom mystery, R. Kelly’s urine victim writes memoir, more Epstein revelations, and Kim Kardashian finds new dong.
- Trudi is BACK with a new robotic shoulder.
- Drew met some dude named after Oakland/LA/Las Vegas Raiders great Rich Gannon. He’s also mad at rounding up.
- It’s Super Bowl week! The event is going to be politically charged. Kid Rock will be headlining the TPUSA Halftime Show. We’ll see if Bad Bunny speaks any English. Why is ICE showing up to the big game and the Olympics?
- The NFL is playing at least 7 international games this year.
- Gary Graff joins the show to break down the 2026 Grammy Awards.
- 2026 Grammys: Chappell Roan wore nothing. Billie Eilish made a political statement. Lady Gaga spoke up for women in the studio. Jelly Roll praised Jesus. DJ Gesaffelstein wore blackface. Cher struggled on stage. Miley Cyrus showed up with her “teenage” boyfriend.
- The girl R. Kelly victimized with his urine is spilling in a new book.
- Somebody abducted Savannah Guthrie’s mother. Drew suspects her brother is to blame… based on one photo.
- Ryan Seacrest looks like he’s on AIDS.
- A missing boy from Madison Heights was found safely in a neighbor’s bathtub.
- Race car driver Lewis Hamilton the latest to dunk it in Kim Kardashian. He’s the 33rd penis on her Who’s Dated Who.
- Kanye and North West performed a boring show together in Mexico City.
- Super Bowl commercials are leaking left and right. Kendall Jenner is in a stinker of an ad.
- The latest leak of the Epstein files drops a lot of famous names. The Clintons caved and will testify before the House. Peter Attia is having a bad day, as he’s fired from his brand new job on CBS News. Bill Gates allegedly gave Melinda an STD.
- We’re still shocked the Melania film was somewhat a success.
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| 0:00.0 | If you want blood, |
| 0:01.3 | pop-pobab-b-b-b-b-b-ta-pon-pot-ta-pon-ta-ta. |
| 0:07.2 | Wait, oh, that-da-da-da-da-da-da. |
| 0:14.5 | Yeah, Bill Burr on the airdrum's there to open us up. |
| 0:17.9 | As we are back, Trudy's back from Shoder surgery. Yeah Yeah. How's your new shoulder? Oh, that's awesome. Is it? Yeah. Really? Yeah, I didn't have any pain. What so hammer. Wow, that's great. Yeah. So, so far, the knee is the worst replacement. Yes. What's second? Shoulder or hip? Shoulders are, yeah, hips. Nothing. That's a walk in the park. That's what I thought. Knees. My knee is terrible. So I was at CBS before the show, and my clerk's name was Gannon. And I've never met a Gannon before. Do you know anybody named Gannon? No. Rich Gannon? Yeah. |
| 0:57.4 | Okay, that's funny you said that because I said, I've never heard the name Gannon before. |
| 0:58.1 | Is that a more common name than I'm aware of? He goes, my dad was a big Raiders fan. He named me after Rich Gannon. Oh, my God. There you go. And I said... His first name is Gannon? His first name is Gannon, yes. |
| 1:07.7 | Wow, that is... |
| 1:08.7 | And he is not a football fan. |
| 1:10.8 | Oh, jeez, got to suck then. |
| 1:12.5 | No, it's kind of weird. But anyway, by the way, my roundup was 99 cents, the highest roundup I've ever had. The highest roundup you can have. What do you mean? When your bill is like, you know, cents, they round you up. So my bill was 01, so they rounded me up 99 cents wait why did they do that |
| 1:30.0 | because you can round up and not get if i want 99 cents and change i could have gotten a change |
| 1:35.4 | why you charge it um they round up charges what yeah they run up charges they do yes they do |
| 1:43.2 | seems illegal absolutely no it's not illegal um but i've been so Yeah, they run up charges. They do? Yes, they do. Seems illegal. Absolutely. |
| 1:44.6 | No, it's not illegal. But I've been so, this roundup thing is catching on. It's more and more place I'm finding out. Is almost everybody rounding up now? It seems like a lot of people rounding up. Yeah, they got rid of the penny. Yes. Oh, okay. Messaged with everything. Can somebody do... I haven't experienced this. |
| 2:01.7 | Really? |
| 2:02.2 | You never asked to round up? |
| 2:03.1 | Like Taco Bell rounds up. |
| 2:04.8 | Really? Yes. Oh, okay. Messing with everything. Can somebody do... I haven't experienced this. |
| 2:01.7 | Really? |
| 2:02.2 | You've never asked to round up? |
| 2:03.1 | Like Taco Bell rounds up. Really? Yeah. A lot of places are doing it right now. Huh. So, where's the roundup money go? Where does it go? Who gets the roundup money? The extra $99. That's a dollar extra. I've asked and I said |
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