4.8 • 11K Ratings
🗓️ 30 July 2013
⏱️ 77 minutes
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0:00.0 | Greetings and welcome to the Duncan Trussle Family Hour Podcast. |
0:04.6 | The Duncan Trussle Family Hour Podcast is brought to you by Short Design T-shirts. |
0:09.1 | You can go to SureDesignT-shirts.com if you put my name in, you'll get 10% off one of |
0:13.6 | their soft, beautiful shirts, perfect for swaddling any kind of mythological creatures |
0:19.6 | you happen to find wandering through an interdimensional portal in your backyard. |
0:23.6 | Also great to wipe away the tears from your grandmother's eyes, who at this very moment |
0:28.2 | is crying because you don't call her enough. |
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0:35.7 | see her sweet grandchild, you can softly dab those grandmother tears away and keep them |
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0:47.8 | know that there's nothing more potent in throwing curses than the briny salty secretion |
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