This is Doug Loves Minis.

This is Doug Loves Minnie.

This is Doug Loves Minis.

This is Doug Loves Minis.

This is Doug Loves Minis.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Hey, Short Rounds. My name is Doug, and this is Doug Loves Minis, the show that doesn't give you cancer, coming to you from the Denver airport on Good Friday, April 18, 2014, Wolf, etc. I'm flying to Los Angeles, but I'll be back in Denver on Mother's Day for a sold-out stand-up show at Comedy Works,

and then I'm doing a Douglas Movies at Comedy Works on Tuesday, May 13th, so tickets are available

for that.

In between those two shows, I'll be bopping over to Lincoln, Nebraska for a show at the

Bourbon Theater on Monday, May 12th.

Last night, I had a hell of a fucking good time at the

Wise Guys Comedy Club in Salt Lake City. I'll play the audio of Graham Elwood playing the

Leonard Malton game against audience members in a moment. And beware if you are a banofobe.

From the mini corrections department in a rental car app,

we confuse raw deal

with red heat,

apologies to Governor Schwarzenegger

and his family.

Tomorrow I'm doing two sold-out,

it's not sold-out,

there's plenty of tickets,

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