Hey, Mini Boneheads. My name is Doug and I love movies. This is Doug Love's movies coming

to you from a hotel room in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania on Sunday, August 4th, 2013. Last night I did

a stand-up show in Pittsburgh at the improv and I'll play the audio of Graham L. Wood playing

a Leonard Martin game against audience members at the end of this shorty. Since last I spoke

you listened, I got to see a few more movies at the Traverse City Film Festival in the

beautiful Beezhu and State theaters, both built by Michael Moore, who I cannot thank enough

for having me at the festival. I saw gold diggers of 1933, Quaint, Kontiki, Intense, and

the hijacking very intense. Thank you to everyone who works at the festival and everyone in attendance.

I cannot wait for next year and I'll see you at the Comedy Festival next winter, burrrrr!

Now it's time for not-for-a-metaphobes. Hell-baby, currently-unite-unes in VOD and whatnot is not-for-a-metaphobes.

But it is-for-lapaholics! This has been not-for-a-metaphobes.

Tom Lennon, co-director, co-writer, co-star of Hellbaby, cannot return to Douglas

movies in LA on Tuesday because of television, but I've got some great guests

lined up and we'll try to have him back soon. That's what I like to call a

real cliff dangler, dangler. Get it? I don't. Thursday, this Thursday, August 8th,

I'm doing stand-up at the Grand Theatre in Salem, Oregon, and if you live

anywhere near Portland, be sure to watch me on AM Northwest that morning. Now

it's time for watch this, not that. I'm guessing the number one movie at the

box office this weekend will be two guns and the number two movie should be

Smurf's two. I don't plan to see either anytime soon, but I would see

Smurf's two guns if they ever make that because I wonder what color Smurf's

blood is. This has been Don't Watch This or that. Douglas movies at Comedy

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