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Grady Hendrix's The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires

Teen Creeps

Kelly Nugent and Lindsay Katai

Arts, Book, Club, Social, Comedy, Books

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2020

⏱️ 130 minutes

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Summary

This week Kelly and Katai read Grady Hendrix's THE SOUTHERN BOOK CLUB'S GUIDE TO SLAYING VAMPIRES and they looooooooooved it. It's got everything you could want in a book: evil vampire drifters, earlobe chomping, gag-inducing insect trauma, and some truly infuriating gaslighting. Content Warning: brief mentions of rape and suicide SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Forever.

0:03.0

Dog.

0:05.0

This week on the

0:08.0

This week on the podcast.

0:10.0

Grady Hendricks's, a Southern Book Club's guide to slang vampires.

0:17.0

Hello, welcome to Teen Crepe's, the podcast that discusses YA Pulp Fiction.

0:27.4

I'm one of your hosts, Lindsay Kaitay.

0:28.9

I'm another one of your hosts, Kelly Nugent.

0:32.0

And we are talking about the Southern Book Hubs Guide to Slang vampires by Grady Hendrix.

0:40.0

Not technically YA. No, but we had to but it's Grady so it's Grady

0:47.6

It's Grady. I'm on a first name basis with him apparently

0:59.1

And I think it's like not a sequel technically but it is like a a spiritual sister. Yes exactly a spiritual sister to my best friend's exorcism. Yes, which he kind of says in the intro. Yeah, dude his intro is really good. It is. I mean, the book is very good.

1:14.0

Yes, but it's very good. The book is very, very good. God, you know a book is good when like the moments that are

1:21.3

intended to frustrate you make you want to throw everything in your house.

1:26.0

I was so angry. I was so angry. The anger and the futility and the feeling of being trapped is so well

1:36.5

captured by this book. I wanted to murder all of the husbands. The husbands needed to perish under my

1:44.8

lubettons. I don't own any but I will get some. Because that is the most

1:51.6

appropriate way to murder them.

1:54.4

It was.

1:55.4

They are more evil than James Harris.

1:59.2

Oh, absolutely.

2:00.6

For sure.

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