But there's crazy stuff aboard par stumps right now. I mean we've got a captain who is insatiable. We've got death trying to claim lucky. We've got the cookie monster.

This is for cookie.

I mean, it's a doing.

It's a season unlike any we've ever had before.

We have Gary and Daisy talking about D.P. and each other or something like what you don't remember that's a real conversation.

Wildly inappropriate. Why would they D.P. each other? Well, I guess you got hands.

Hi, hello, welcome aboard another brand spanking episode of another below day podcast. I'm part one.

No, you said we're not we don't do that for this. Oh, we just released the episodes there. Well, there's two episodes. I don't want to confuse the audience. Oh, that's what you're talking about.

Okay. Well, um, God, I'm so daisily. My allergies are just flaring up up with this June weather coming. Mine too.

Ha, you know, somebody tells me what did you do an allergy panel? Why would I ever do that?

You go get some supernova of all these allergens shot up in you break out and hives. They're like, oh, you're allergic to that. And you're like, okay, what do I do about it?

And they're like, take another pill. Nothing. Yeah.

So I think I'm just going to remain sniffly, you know.

But if it gets any worse, I really have to talk to somebody. Yeah. I always see a physician.

I guess, you know, but there's kinesiology. You know, you could just do a bunch of windmills and connect your nasal passages to the rest of your chakras a little bit better.

And that could heal things. And you may be picking up on a sarcasm to my voice, but I really believe in this stuff.

And we're here to talk about below deck. And Pat said, I'm Pat, and he's still in. Pat said that and Kalins over there.

Pat said that this is part one. And it's part one of our Monday night line up of our Monday night line up because bravo is maliciously releasing two episodes a week now.

I think I have a theory on this. I shared mine. No, no, no, no, I do have a theory on this. I don't think I do.

I'm pretty sure that I have one have the theory. No, just one.

But before that, we have to do some PSAs because Pat said part one. Now, I was confused because what we're doing with bad TV

is we're releasing two parts of 90 day fiance. It's a longer show, television show, and it's a longer podcast because it's me, Pat, my baby sister Ruby talking about one of the best television shows on television right now.

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