Welcome to the History Tricks, where any resemblance to a boring old history lesson is purely coincidental.

And here is your 30-second summary.

Yo, yo, yo, ho, and I wish life for me.

Though I'm not a man, I rule door my clan, drink up, me hard is your hoe.

Gobnoes mean to why told the queen enough to prison he go, oh, yo, ho, yo, ho, I was the queen of the sea.

The End.

Let's talk about Grace O'Malley.

But first let's drop her into history.

In 1593, the windmill with a crankshaft was patented in Holland.

The plague hit London hard, closing the theaters. And since he couldn't stage any plays relative newbie to the London stage, William Shakespeare published his first long poem, Venus and Adonis.

King Henry IV of France converted to Catholicism.

Queen Mary's ex, Philip II was ruling Spain.

Mary Queen of Scots in Bedded for about six years, but her only child James was King of Scotland.

And Domett G and Arnamegia Gentilesky were both born and in 1593 Queen Elizabeth I who had been ruling for over 30 years granted an audience with Irish pirate queen Grace O'Malley.

Grondia O'Malley, that's GRANIA.

Was born in 1530 on Claire Island in the country of Ireland.

She was the only child of Owen O'Malley and his wife Margaret who had been an O'Malley cousin before marriage.

First cousin, second cousin, level of cousin, and DETERMENT.

Papa did seem to have at least one other child himself, a son by another woman.

So technically Grondia did have a half brother, but he doesn't really appear in this story at all.

And functionally, anyway, she was raised as an only child.

So salute to Donald of the pipes. That is the last time I'm going to say his name.

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