Grace is Looking for You
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 12 December 2018
⏱️ 28 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel. |
| 0:01.2 | On Wednesdays, we bring you the best of. |
| 0:03.4 | I hope you enjoy the podcast. |
| 0:05.4 | [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ |
| 0:13.9 | CHEERING AND APPLAUSE [♪ |
| 0:17.3 | Well, God bless you. |
| 0:18.7 | It's always a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:21.5 | If you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:25.6 | I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home. |
| 0:28.1 | But thanks so much for tuning in and thank you again for coming out. |
| 0:31.6 | I like to start with something funny and I heard about this man. |
| 0:34.9 | He was in a dark restaurant. |
| 0:36.8 | He said that the lady sitting next to him, |
| 0:38.8 | would you like to hear a blonde joke? |
| 0:41.2 | She said, well, before you tell me, you should know, |
| 0:44.0 | I'm blonde, six foot tall, and a professional bodybuilder. |
| 0:48.5 | The lady next to me is blonde, six foot two, and a professional wrestler. |
| 0:53.6 | And the lady next to her is blonde, six foot five, |
| 0:57.5 | and the kickboxing champion of the world. |
| 0:59.9 | Now, do you still want to tell me? |
| 1:01.6 | He thought about it a moment, said, now, |
| 1:03.6 | not if I'm going to have to explain it three times. |
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