wiping on Tinder the other day and saw a chick with the biggest fucking booty I've ever seen.

God damn that shit was huge! I could barely believe my eyes man. I had to cool myself off with

the chocolate chocolate chip ice cream cone from Ben and Jerry's. Shit was actually fire.

No pun intended. My buddy Kevin from the Secret Service then brought me to the White House to

sign some more shit. It was probably more money for Balensky and Ukraine but I didn't really give a

fuck. Remember to keep it real and vote for me in 2024.

So still breaking this double or bullshit double bullshit.

Desan thank you very much. Welcome to the never quit news hour or as we like to say in

Mondays that no bullshit lunch hour. If you didn't make the white boy rickshaw

get on the armor it was it was sold out man that my fuck was packed wasn't it Karen?

It was they had everybody in their like starting. There were a ton of people in there. A very

eclectic mix of people not too I might add. I might call it the Coney Island freak show myself.

I was hoping we'd have that video for you. I'm working on it. A little coordination snaffle but

we'll bring you the remember the highlights from our memories and the never quit news hour.

outrageous outrageous news from the Lansing PD. We'll get to that. And outrageous news

on the treatment. They firefighter who died in the line of duty and he's all but forgotten

up there in Flint. We never forget the first responders and finally

old spending way slotkin running percentage is on the bill mar comedy hour.

It was comedy but not ha ha like oh man I was also on bill mar and we'll jam them up

and we'll see who did it better. That segment brought to you by maybe Charlie Lidoff out of run.

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American Coney Island is so good even out vocal from the today show eats here.

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