Hey, audio listener.

You're probably expecting the Alpha Brain Waves Binaural piece, but that's actually next in your playlist right now.

It's time for the Louder With Crouter Show. That's me. Leave a rating on Apple or Android or Spotify wherever you are and uh...

Well, look. Some of this may not make sense on audio, especially when we show the self-defense techniques against an angry San Francisco of unknown ethnic origin, but uh...

I think you'll get a kick out of it still.

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Mmm.

That's a horrible uh... beverage.

Oh, what do you got?

I don't know what it is.

It's a mystery.

It's like old turtle soup that hasn't been warmed up properly.

It's the coffee I make.

By the way, you ever had turtle soup?

No.

Neither have I.

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