If you ever get a boner in your ears pop you've come to the right podcast welcome back

to the right podcast.

Hi, we're just absolutely ecstatic you guys are here with us.

You're spending your time with us.

You're going to spend the next couple hours listening to us talk about some really deep

dark stuff.

Oh yeah.

And if you're one of the US government operatives that is signed to listening to this podcast,

I think you have a haircut like a dickhead.

I think your bar wire tattoo is stupid.

I do not like it.

You probably got puffy nipples from all the steroids you do even though they've been

you know you guys have like this kind of brotherhood thing where you know you can test positive

for steroids and still patch your little fucking drug test your little sissy.

Come find me and knuckle the fuck up now man that what's like to ride the lightning

straight challenge.

Straight challenge in the street.

No guns, no knives, no bombs.

Just these five fucking knuckles just two men with two hard dicks the way that got intended.

And every time I get in a good fight, I like to make out with a guy afterwards just a show

that even though you got beat up.

So what you got to do man if anybody ever squares up with you, you just got to just drop

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