Government Official Says God Teleported Him to Waffle House
Thank God I'm Atheist
TGIA Media
4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 10 April 2026
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
A top FEMA official says God teleported him… to a Waffle House. Not metaphorically. Not "in spirit." Literally... mid-crisis, mid-life, mid-reality... He claims he was transported miles away as part of a divine encounter, and now he's defending it with scripture! It's the kind of story that would be funny if it weren't coming from someone with real power, and somehow, it only gets worse the deeper you go. (And it's actually pretty funny too).
Also this week: the Supreme Court opens the door to conversion therapy under "free speech," a federal judge rules Arkansas's Ten Commandments monument unconstitutional (for now), and Pete Hegseth's Pentagon prayer situation raises fresh church–state questions. The LDS Church doubles down on anti-trans policy, new data shows Mormons quietly shifting left politically, and a judge blocks an attempt to gut the Johnson Amendment. In the final segment, the Artemis mission takes flight… along with people who think rockets are hitting the firmament.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody. |
| 0:18.2 | Hi, friends. |
| 0:19.7 | Well, from beautiful Salt Lake City, Utah, it's thank God I'm atheist. |
| 0:24.2 | Where we, a couple of atheists, just try not to make ourselves go mad as we live, as we navigate life here in these United States. |
| 0:34.2 | I'm Frank Feldman. And I'm Dan Beecher. And coming up on the show today, Dan, |
| 0:40.8 | we've got moon fever. We're back to the moon, baby. It's, uh, it's, it's, it's, it's |
| 0:48.9 | Artemis time here in these, uh, United States and well beyond. |
| 0:54.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:56.5 | And very, very far beyond. |
| 0:56.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:59.7 | We're recording while they're in space. |
| 1:01.6 | They haven't quite made it to the moon yet. |
| 1:06.7 | The show should be up and out to you guys before they're back. Like, ah, it's so exciting. |
| 1:09.5 | There are humans hurtling through space or are there. |
| 1:15.3 | Don't be fooled. |
| 1:17.1 | Don't even, Dan. |
| 1:18.5 | We can't break the firmament. |
| 1:20.7 | We're going to talk about that. |
| 1:22.0 | All right. |
| 1:22.2 | Let's go. |
| 1:22.8 | That's coming up. |
| 1:23.5 | We'll get there. |
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