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Slightly Offensive with Elijah Schaffer

GOV. RAMASWAMY? Vivek to import 1 BILLION INDIANS to OHIO | Nightly Offensive

Slightly Offensive with Elijah Schaffer

Elijah Schaffer

Politics, Entertainment, Offensive, Elijah, News, Comedy, Society & Culture, Channel, Schaffer, News Commentary, Facts, Conservative, Slightly, Funny

4.94.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2025

⏱️ 125 minutes

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➤ FOLLOW OUR NEW YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@AlmostSeriousTV ➤ DESCRIPTION: Vivek Ramaswamy recently announced his run for Governor of Ohio, less than 2 months after insulting regular, working-class Americans for watching Saved by the Bell and having sleepovers.. Will he turn Cleveland into New Delhi with MILLIONS of tech workers and ERASE the identity of native Ohioans? Also, it turns out the tip of the spear when it comes to the intelligence agencies - the NSA - had sec...

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

0:06.3

Somebody just told me that Vivek Ramoswamy was running for the governor of Ohio.

0:13.8

If you go to my screen here for a second, this is kind of crazy.

0:17.1

Vythek famously said, America isn't a place.

0:20.0

It's an idea.

0:38.4

Listen here, you fucking poopy-smelling jeet, bitch-ass, motherfucker. It's kind of crazy to me that this guy is still trying to have a career. They say he's running for the race of Ohio. You know, I don't know about you, but as you saw the title, 100 billion Indians in Ohio,

0:39.2

that's the goal.

0:40.4

That's what's the end result.

1:11.7

That's what he wants. And the problem with these people is I don't know what I'm more afraid of. A Vivek Ramaswamy campaign or is Vivek more afraid of using soap in the morning? You know what I mean? and I'm kind of getting sick and tired of the fact that we have these people running around our country who betrayed us time and time again. And watching MAGA, just not learn, right? But he says everything that we want to hear. You know, he says everything we want. He talks about, you know, releasing Epstein files. Well, that's already happening, thanks to Pam Bondi. He talks about, you know, gutting the federal government that's happening thanks to Doge.

1:12.8

He's not doing anything.

1:14.3

In fact, he's such a slimy scammer.

1:17.8

Everybody knows, not only do we're going to talk about that later, do he scam his entire constituency out of hundreds of millions of dollars, potentially.

1:22.4

But he also scammed you guys.

1:24.6

Oh, Vivek Ramoswamy.

1:26.7

He's one of us. Sorry, but Ramos, could you hear yourself?

1:32.6

Ramoswami? That sounds like a deli meat from a fucking Italian third rates corner shop in New York.

1:38.5

I'll take the, I'll take the Swiss cheese and Ramoswami please on rye bread.

1:42.8

The problem with this is that Vec Ramoswami, we're not going to just make fun of him because he is a jeet, but it's one reason to make fun of him. We're actually going to talk about the real reasons why he's not supposed to be the governor of Ohio and why MAGA needs to give up on this man. You know, kind of like Patrick Bet David or many out there who, whatever, I'm not going to speak crap about him or things. You know, starting off as a scammer, I feel like once again there's no better place to end up in the world than in politics, where it looks like people on the right love to be, you know, they must have a kink, right? A fetish of like getting, getting beaten and stuff like that. Because the Wright loves to lose.

2:20.0

That's why I'm not a conservative because, like Steve Bannon said,

2:21.2

conservatives are a bunch of p.

2:31.6

I'm a nationalist. And so we got a great show for you guys. Anyway, it's approximately, I don't know what time it is. 8.18 p.m. Eastern time in the United States. We got a lot of talk about, including the fact We're going to be talking about, gee, it's for a lot of the show.

2:33.8

Are we allowed to say that still?

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