Welcome to the Eric Mataxis show.

Did you know that Eric Worse Denshers had been in his family for generations?

It's true. They're discolored and disgusting.

But they have deep personal meaning for Eric, so we ask that you respect that.

And now your host, Eric Mataxis. Folks, today is election day. If you're watching on YouTube,

you can see that my costume reflects that. Albin. What? Today's election day. Whoa.

We should check in with Chris. Hey,ris are you there where are you oops he went out he don't no i'm here i'm here i'm in the lincoln tunnel

i'm driving greyhound now i'm driving greyhound wow we've got to make more money so that we can

pay you don't need to do these side gigs. This is not okay. But you are literally, this is, we're not joking, folks. Chris is talking from the Lincoln Tunnel. That is true. And are you doing that because you're so patriotic? You just thought of Lincoln and you thought it would be appropriate? Well, I'm trying to, I'm trying to vote today in New York and New Jersey, so the tunnel's a good way to do that.

Oh, that's great.

That's incredible.

Now, people watching on, and now, I'm going to let you talk again so people can see you.

Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Here I am.

Here I am.

Hello.

I hope people can do. Anyway, look, we've got to announce a couple of things very, very quickly so that before we lose our audience. Number one, we are going to have Governor Mike Huckabee in our next segment, probably for two segments. I am going to dub him America's governor.

And that sticks. That's going to stick. He's America's governor. Like Giuliani's America's mayor,

you know, Dallas Cowboys, America's football team, you know, they wish. But he's America's governor.

So we're going to have America's governor on in the next segment.

Yesterday we had on Votesradamus.

Tomorrow we're going to have Votesradamus again to check on his predictions. And if his predictions are wrong, as a turban-wearing seer, sage, prophet,

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