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🗓️ 25 July 2025
⏱️ 28 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome, one and all in here, out there. |
0:10.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Late Show. |
0:12.0 | I'm your host, Stephen Colbert. |
0:14.0 | You know, the feeling is mutual. |
0:18.0 | The feeling, my friend, is mutual. |
0:20.0 | Here's to you. |
0:21.1 | You know, in anxious times like these, we could all use a little treat to help us feel better, |
0:26.9 | which is why I am hesitant to let you know that thanks to climate change in countries that grow cocoa, |
0:31.8 | chocolate makers are hiking prices. |
0:37.2 | Oh, but Stephen, you can still buy |
0:39.3 | white chocolate, sure. |
0:42.0 | Or I could just pour Splenda over a box of crayons |
0:45.2 | and eat that. Because there's no difference. |
0:49.0 | This is going to hit Americans right in the |
0:51.1 | goodie bag because even the cheap stuff is going to |
0:53.3 | be going up. Hershey will be raising prices by |
0:55.7 | double digits. Okay? |
0:58.2 | Yeah. Yeah. So I'm afraid |
1:00.1 | on this summer's camping trip, |
1:02.0 | forget the smores. You'll be |
1:04.0 | having smeless. |
1:06.6 | Show uncanceled. |
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