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Voyage to the Stars

Gotta Rub Him The Right Way

Voyage to the Stars

Earwolf

Science Fiction, Fiction, Comedy, Improv

4.71.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2019

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Tucker and his cohorts save a strange drifter from some wreckage in space. Meanwhile, Elsa struggles with her newly complicated dating life. Featuring special guest Harvey Guillén.

Transcript

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0:00.0

You're listening to Voyage to the Stars, a partially improvised sci-fi comedy.

0:04.3

In our last episode, Tucker and his band of Misfits narrowly avoided destruction at the hands of the

0:09.2

Grand Judge, a nefarious super villain who wanted to recruit Tucker into his League of Evil.

0:15.6

Now our crew continues their voyage back to Earth.

0:19.4

What new dangers await them as they trek through the galaxy. Let's find out on this episode of,

0:24.0

Voyage to the Stars. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

0:35.0

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and, oh,

0:50.0

Which to the stars.

1:00.0

Captain's log, OPP. Well, we are on our way home.

1:04.0

After having judgment almost passed on me and successfully escaping the bad guys,

1:12.0

otherwise known as your number one fan and my big fan yes I received a nice

1:16.2

little message from the judge actually that uh was very sweet but nonetheless we're on the move but before I think, nonetheless, we're on the move.

1:23.0

But before, I think it might be important to lighten the load, as it were, sorry.

1:29.0

Um, so I've called Nico to my quarters here to discuss when her or its possible departure will be.

1:37.0

Yes, I know that you had me summon her and you told me that when you asked me to summon her.

1:41.0

I guess I just all the mics.

1:43.0

So...

1:44.0

A couple of times just to make sure it's clear.

1:47.0

Moo!

1:48.0

Hello, Nico.

1:50.0

Hey.

1:52.0

Can I pour you a drink? would you like some milk or water I don't know what it is

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