Got any grapes?
The Luke and Pete Show
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4.9 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 4 March 2024
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
Do you think Pete would be a good spy? Today, Luke amazingly explains why he backs Donny for a career in espionage.
Elsewhere, Pete shares his fears that he is addicted to grapes - which admittedly isn’t that 007 - and a listener tells us about the sequence of events that lead to him buying a “vasectomy advent calendar”. It’s just another vintage edition of The Luke and Pete Show.
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| 0:00.0 | It's the local |
| 0:10.9 | the loco peat sure I'm Pete Donaldson still living a life full of grapes. I'm like a Roman emperor Luke still eating my grapes |
| 0:18.8 | He's hoping you don't get stabbed to death. I'm n-num num num num numum, num. I'm very much a lover of food that gives me a, I don't know, like a sensation I suppose in my mouth. |
| 0:31.5 | So I don't care about the taste of it I just want something |
| 0:34.0 | to pop burst explored that's why I like the bubble tea with the with the passion fruit |
| 0:39.3 | popping candy stuff I just I just want to explore. I love squeezing spots. I love filling |
| 0:46.5 | carrier bags full of cottage cheese and just punching them. I love all of that |
| 0:51.0 | normal stuff that does normal guys get up to. I love it and I just want more grips in my life and I also I'm shitting myself quite a lot. |
| 0:58.4 | Based on what we talked about on Thursday with the fraud stuff. I just don't think any fraudsters |
| 1:04.1 | confident them to take you on. I think well I think the banks never bother |
| 1:10.4 | ringing me anymore saying that something weird is at him to your account. |
| 1:13.8 | You're doing what? You've paid for granted someone in Japan? |
| 1:17.0 | Yeah, that is fine. |
| 1:18.0 | They probably would call you if it stopped. |
| 1:20.1 | If it stopped. |
| 1:21.1 | I was buying nappies or something. |
| 1:24.0 | You haven't bought 600 pounds worth of Nandos for a while? |
| 1:26.0 | Is it anything okay in your account? |
| 1:28.0 | I've got a black card. |
| 1:30.0 | You've got a black credit card, Peter's different you have to pay for that stuff |
| 1:34.1 | we just noticed that someone on you but someone on your account appears to have |
| 1:37.7 | taken out a gym membership yeah I remember do you remember like the Nando's black card being a big thing I think they still exist but I think they've become the the preserve of very very well people rather than |
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