Ladies and gentlemen, let's get this show started.

Welcome to the stage, a man who has shaken the hand of Carl Castle multiple times,

Peter Sago!

A woman whose dog is more well read than you, Greta Johnson.

And a woman whose costume is still making me giggle, Tricia Beau!

Rita!

Hello, nerds!

Oh my god. I feel that I'm finally amongst my people.

And that's both comforting and terrifying.

All right, all right, so let's start officially.

Hello and welcome to Nerd at Recaps Game of Thrones with Peter Cygle.

I am Bretta Johnson.

I'm Tricia Bobita, and this is Varus.

Yes, it is.

I should let you know that I have dressed as Varus for obvious reasons.

First of all, obviously the hair.

Secondly, like Varus, I think I know more than anybody else.

And lastly, like Varus, in the end, I have been completely emasculated.

We just had a really great conversation upstairs where we wondered if Varys had eyebrows

and then tried to talk Peter into shaving off his eyebrows.

But it didn't work.

My eyebrows are like Samson's hair, they're the source of my strength.

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