GoT 5.1: The Wars To Come
Happy To Be Here
Greta Johnsen
4.8 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 14 April 2016
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
LET SEASON FIVE COMMENCE! Recap of Season 5, Episode 1, The Wars to Come: in which we discuss where everyone is and what they're up to, pep talks and flashbacks included. Tricia references The West Wing, Peter finds some Hemingway hidden in the script, and Greta says dragons are boring. Then, we lament our least favorite parts of the series so far.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, nerds. This is Nerdette Recaps Game of Thrones. I'm Greta Johnson. |
| 0:07.5 | I'm Trisha Bobita, and we're joined by Peter Sagle, who's to blame for this entire thing. |
| 0:11.1 | It's his fault. |
| 0:11.6 | It is my fault and my doing. I'm rubbing my hands evilly. |
| 0:15.4 | We all this in front of the mic. |
| 0:17.3 | Oh, that's good. That's actually some pretty good sound there. So we assume you're here because you've watched the season 5 premiere of Game of Thrones, as have we. |
| 0:25.1 | And, listener, if you haven't watched season 5 episode 1 of Game of Thrones, get out of here because we are going to spoil it terribly for you. |
| 0:31.6 | We're going to hammer it like tenderizing a steak. |
| 0:34.9 | Absolutely unrecognizable by the time we're done with it. |
| 0:37.1 | We've got lots of thoughts, |
| 0:38.4 | so let's get right to it. |
| 0:39.7 | I will become |
| 0:44.9 | you, |
| 0:53.5 | another being you will be queen another |
| 0:58.0 | to drive them away |
| 1:02.0 | we can be there |
| 1:06.0 | just for one day |
| 1:10.0 | we can be here just for one day. |
| 1:14.6 | We can be here all. |
| 1:18.6 | Just for one day. |
| 1:25.5 | I do want to continue our conversation from last week about our least favorite parts of the series as a whole, |
| 1:32.3 | but first I think we need to hash out what happened in episode one of season five. For those of you nerds out there taking notes, this episode was called The Wars to Come. Greta, I think we might need to make you post a photo of your handwritten, |
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