Cool, because the thing about Assad Femboy, right, is now that he's in exile and Russia, he's become a gamer. And as we know,

becoming a gamer leads to becoming a femboy leads to becoming a trans girl. So in a matter of time,

we're going to see the most sort of like mustache targeted electrolysis you've ever seen in your life.

Wow.

Yeah, it's like they've built a red light mask that's perfectly upper lip shaped that does electrolysis.

But the issue is like at that point, if you're Putin and you've got like your

compound of Sweden, Western embarrassments like Gerard Departier and Edward Snowden and

now, you know, now Assad and the rest of these guys.

And Jan Marseleck, right.

Great sitcom pitch immediately.

Oh, God.

Snowden, what's going on in there?

You have your meeting with like your, you know, the gang of four.

And then you just notice like, Assad, is that a tail poking out of your...

Wow, your skin's looking really soft lately.

You smell different.

Honestly, if it was going to be anyone, my money was on Snowden.

The reason why he did all of that stuff was being the one cisgender employee at the NSA.

He's the world's first actual case of like reverse discrimination.

Every day he got shoved into a locker by a bunch of six foot two women.

And after a few years of this, he was like, I've had enough.

I'm walking.

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