What happens when three buffoons give life advice,

explore unrealistic situations,

and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?

It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.

Retaila, t-to-tit-tip-d-d-lidli-bing-bang.

That really felt like you were going to land on a badingi.

I'm proud of you.

I'm proud of you for the ending.

That makes none of us.

Wait.

Me plus you. One of us. None of us. I was like, wow, that's a new way to insult someone. Like, oh, yeah, me and you, that makes no one. It's when you multiply by a zero, right? That's a zero. That would, that's what the math tells me. Would you rather guess, guess, goose? And we are drafting a very interesting draft today. Company mascots. Party time. You would like to party with. Yeah. So that'll be fun. We have liar, liar returning next week. That is what I have been told. Okay. Al Borland, that's a promise. It's been a minute. I put it in there so I would be held

accountable. See, that's, that's, the problem is, is we know how serious he takes liar, liar. That means he's getting no work done. That's where I'm going. Elsewhere for our company. It's a 24-7. I know his son has got a play coming up this weekend. He will not be seeing that no chance he's there. If he's going to commit to liar, liar being back next week,

we're not seeing that play. No chance he's there. If he's going to

commit to Liar Liar, being back next week, we're not seeing him until that next show. Didn't Mike

win Liar Liar Lire last time? Nobody knows. Yeah, I don't remember. Mike wins everything on this show

these days. In recent history, yeah. He probably did. All I know is Al is no longer undefeated after a giant run of terror,

but he is still like 98%. Yeah, he usually wins. Yeah. Well, let's kick it off of some would you

rather. Would you rather? Okay, I forgot about this one.

We said we wanted to talk about it because this is the biggest question on the internet.

So everyone on the internet is right.

We're right on time.

Well, look, it has been.

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