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Morning, everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. Well, after the weekend

of all weekend, I thought it was a really good weekend, actually. I thought it was very nice.

I did, as I said earlier on, on the programme, watch the Gino, DeCampo and Gordon Ramsey and some bloke called Fred,

who apparently is sort of just a matriety

somewhere. And I thought it was very good. I quite liked it. I was big into that sort of thing.

It showed us Scotland in all the best bits. The only big problem is Gino DeCampo's foul mouth.

He swears constantly he was exposing himself to people. It was unnecessary. So next time round, let's find somebody who's a lot better. Okay. Anyway, in the start of a new week, and we are getting excited now as we head towards the festive season. Oh, sorry, we're heading towards... What are we heading towards? Oh, we're heading towards Bonfire night. And we're heading towards Halloween, which is great.

We don't mind Halloween.

I mean, as long as it doesn't affect me, I couldn't really care less.

I have heard fireworks going off.

And I remember thinking of herself, is it a bit early for fireworks?

And I thought, it's never too early for fireworks.

And so that was quite nice.

And then this week, busy week.

Busy, busy week we've got interviews on Wednesday and Thursday and Friday, which is great.

So we're sort of almost stockpiling, as they say.

But some lovely people to introduce you to over the course of the next few weeks.

Then at Christmas there'll be a bumper.

Steve Allen festive edition of the programme. In fact, there's going to be quite a lot of

in conversations over the festive season. So expect me to start asking people what they do for

Christmas. That way we'll do it. Meanwhile, the hardworking royal family, not really,

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