Goose, Not Maverick
Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People
Chris Gethard
4.8 • 9.1K Ratings
🗓️ 7 August 2018
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
Herding fighter pilots like cats, taking "go pills" to stay focused for long flights, imposter syndrome, "don't ask, don't tell." These are just some of the unique things this active-duty service member has experienced while serving her country and she tells Geth all about them.
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| 0:43.2 | I tell you, I have many happy memories when I was a kid about learning to read and learning to love reading. |
| 0:49.6 | Some of that was because I was a little nerdy kid and my parents were always pushing books in my face. |
| 0:54.0 | But so much of that was the reading positivity and the storytelling of Lavar Burton. |
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| 1:03.3 | My childhood was informed by this and look, Lavar is now recreating that magic for grown-ups on his podcast. |
| 1:08.8 | Lavar Burton reads, which is back for a new season this week over on Stitcher. |
| 1:12.2 | In each episode, Lavar hand picks a different short story and reads it aloud. |
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| 1:17.5 | Past episodes feature stories from Neil Gaiman, Octavia Butler, Rooki Murakami, and many more. |
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| 1:33.2 | Hello to everybody figuring out how to get a horse to San Diego. |
| 1:37.2 | It's beautiful and anonymous. One hour. One phone call. No names. No holds barred. |
| 1:46.7 | I'd rather go one on one. I think it'll be more fun. |
| 1:51.2 | And I'll get to know you and you'll get to know me. |
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