Hey, Malt Mavens. How's it going?

Did we decide that's what we're going to be calling?

Yeah, that's what our family is called.

We already decided that, but I don't think the listeners had any choice.

Well, now that Alex has gone to Baltimore for this period, we could do whatever we want.

That's true. Yeah.

We're Michael and I are just sitting, sitting in my house naked right now.

Alex isn't shaming us anymore.

Yeah, there's no rules.

Yeah, this is, uh, Alex went to a fucking wedding in Baltimore.

Like, why would you, I don't understand, I don't understand it.

I don't understand.

We usually, we should be recording an episode tonight. They're just, they're big, um, big wire fans. They're just like, yeah,

we're going to, like, you get a little baggy full of, uh, can you imagine that being a destination

wedding? It's just like, where should we get married? Like, I mean, we both live in, you know,

Phoenix. I don't know. How about Baltimore? Oh, beautiful Baltimore? because it's way more beautiful than Phoenix where I live right now.

Right. Well, I mean, that's like, you know, those are two bad choices.

Sorry, Drew Pool. If you're listening to this, we don't mean to bash on Phoenix.

I don't know. Actually, I mean, I've been to Scottsdale. It's like a fucking, it's like, it's all fake of shit, but it's like...

Do you think people in, like, Phoenix look down on people in Scottsdale while the

rest of the country just looks down on Phoenix?

Probably.

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