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Goop's Annual Summit: Corporate Casket

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Blair Zoń

Documentary, Education, Business, Society & Culture

4.4961 Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2020

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Welcome to the Corporate Casket, a weekly series where bad businesses go to die. Today’s episode is all about Goop and their annual summit. It was an absolute trainwreck and will (hopefully) provide a good laugh. Sources: https://pastebin.com/JjWvV6aE ►YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/iilluminaughtii ►Merch: https://multilevelmerch.shop S O C I A L S ►Twitter: https://twitter.com/iilluminaughtii ►Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iilluminaughtii ►Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/theiilluminaughtii ► Discord Server: https://discord.gg/iilluminaughtii ► Subreddit Page: https://www.reddit.com/r/iilluminaughtii/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

And the Hello and today we're going to and welcome back to the corporate casket.

0:22.8

My name is Blair and today we're going to be talking about Goop.

0:27.2

Now if you don't know what Goop is, it's a weird company that's run by Gwyneth

0:32.4

Paltrow and they're just very holistic but not scientifically based in anything. It's kind of weird honestly.

0:41.1

A couple months ago on my YouTube channel I made a two-part

0:44.3

video covering the ins and out of what Goop is and how much of a scam in a rip-off

0:48.7

it is really just things just don't make sense they're not backed by anything. For God's sake,

0:53.4

Gwyneth Paltrow is now known as the vagina candle lady. Like, it's weird.

0:57.2

But a couple months ago, Goop had an in-home summit called In Goop Health.

1:02.6

And I paid $50 for a ticket to go to this thing

1:05.3

and to find out what they were going to talk about.

1:07.8

And so that's what we're going to be doing today

1:09.6

is reviewing the Summit and what new information

1:12.2

they could have possibly brought to the table.

1:14.5

So I hope you're ready to hear something a little more funny and a little more entertaining

1:18.3

today because this was most certainly entertaining, although sometimes a bit cringe worthy to have to sit through, but I went to it's going to be a

1:37.7

little hard for me to do a lot of sourcing in this because you have to have a

1:40.9

pass code to get in but I did take a few

1:43.0

screenshots here and there so you can see some of the insane shit that I saw. The

1:48.0

theme of today's gathering, Guinez says, is change. Her assistant calls her an overachiever which again it's a bit weird

1:54.8

how much her assistant just constantly compliments her on camera and it's something that

1:58.9

she did on the Netflix series too and some of the sentences they say don't really make sense to me either. So she says,

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