On this show, we have a few time-honored holiday traditions that we do every single year.

Yeah, I love them. I think they're so fun.

Like, you might know we always count down the top ten funniest phone taps of the year.

Oh, my gosh.

We also do the same with our top loser line messages of the year.

Oh, yeah.

Nothing says holidays like losers.

Of course, there's our annual holiday toy test where we blindfold Jose and run remote-controlled cars into his groin area to test out their durability.

For my durability.

It's the monster trucks that really do them in.

Yeah, we just want to see if these toys can stand up to something that doesn't stand up anymore.

But one of our favorite end-of-the the year traditions is figuring out what to buy for our most pretentious friends and family members off of Gwyneth Paltrow's Goophe Holiday Gift Guide.

Yay!

Has anyone ever actually bought anything from this?

No, but if I had money, I would. You would. Probably, yeah. There's some fancy stuff on here. If you don't know about it, it's the collection of items that Gwynn thinks you should get. So you know this is going to be weird and probably somewhat inappropriate. She's so out of touch. So let's get into them. And by the way, I actually went to the website to check these out.

I bet you did.

This year, they actually added a new feature on there.

It's a shop gifts under $100 button.

What?

Where if you click it, it instantly bans you from the website permanently.

That's fun.

That's the smallest bill she actually knows exists.

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